
The following may cause a Communist to become a little bit Conservative:
1. Get a Job. This is certainly the first step to becoming a little less communist. Coming to know a thing known as “tax” is difficult, and most people will have an internal struggle when they want to have things such as: A dream of education. A home and a family. A reliable mode of transportation. Lowering such “taxes” seems to mean, getting more “stuff”.
2. Meet another human being. In this, you will realize that many people are in fact jerks. You may note that many of these people live in a somewhat relaxed, educated, and comfortable environment. This will very much conflict with your pre-conceived notion that all educated people are free from evil.
3. Stop ignoring the 1.3 billion people living without freedom. You know, the freedom that you’re using right now to look at blogs, or to speak out against your government, or to organize a church. You know, those freedoms that most people would kill for? Yeah, those ones.
4. Know of union employees drinking and doing drugs while working only to keep their jobs and get raises. This, however, if you are a true socialist, will not cause you to abandon your absolute belief in unions. You know deep down, that they were needed, are needed, and will be needed. You want to just label these people “bad apples” that are “not the norm of the working class” and brush it off whenever your Conservative factory worker friend brings it up, but you can’t help but scratch your head and wonder if the whole system is flawed.
5. Wait 2 hours in a waiting room with a serious condition (lets just say… a collapsed lung), while Doctors help a room full of cold and flu victims. Maybe letting the bourgeois have their clinics may work after all. This is very confusing however, because you secretly love the idea of a rich, Wall Street business man sitting with the masses waiting to get treatment just like you.
If you are strong, you can resist the temptation to vote for a Right-Wing political party in an election, but it will be difficult if the above has happened to you.